Enough with the fucking scarves.

Guys, come on.


Did I wake up in a late chapter of the evil saga of Doctor Jaycrewzenstein.

Leave that shit alone.


Walk with me for a minute. Ten years ago, I was in middle school. If it was over ~15 degrees Fahrenheit and you wore a scarf at any middle school in America in '98, you'd quickly be nicknamed scarf-queer, or something analogous, then before morning break it would get gaffled and put in the middle urinal where Brendan the math club prezzy peed or in that week's fresh playground dog dook. And the more advanced of pranksters would trick you into putting it back on.

Notice: Kanye rose to recognition because of his ear for production, not for dressing like a toy.


It's whatever. Do you. But think it over; maybe you should leave it for girls and gay guys. They had it first.


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Why is Mike Tyson broke?

Really.

Give him a TV show. Of any type. We all want to watch him.

That is all.