,seen here wishing in one hand and wiping kitchen counters with the other, hits a Miami Beach nightclub to enjoy the fruits of his celebrity one Saturday night.
ShamWow Guy meets Filthy Hooker, brings her back to hotel room, and with that ShamWow Guy charm, spins up a quick contract binding Filthy Hooker only to "straight sex". Provided of course that ShamWow Guy takes care of the convenience charge of one thousand dollars - but only if you call in the next ten minutes, because Filthy Hooker can't offer this price all day.
Having taken care of the formalities like a vet, ShamWow Guy went in for a romantic kiss with his lady.
Filthy Hooker bites his tongue, will not let go.
ShamWow Guy beats the S. Out of Filthy Hooker.
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