You Are Not Good At Whistling.

Are you that ever-happy person who whistles at work, on line at the bank, on the bus, around friends and family, while cooking, and best of all, along with the song on the radio that the other people around you would otherwise enjoy?

Stop it.

You are not good at whistling. Bluejays are good at whistling. There are about five human individuals in the world whose whistling doesn't produce piercing, unnatural, irritating tones. The timbre of air seeping through your distorted fishy-mouth is not pleasant.


Look - this song has a professional whistler on it who works in harmony with a backdrop of other instruments to form a complete arrangement. This gentleman probably didn't become a professional whistler by hacking through Old MacDonald at the desk next to yours while you looked through all the pens on your desk to see which one could scoop out your eardrums the quickest. This dude is a musician:



Nice, huh?


This is you:




You suck.

Ask your friends.




Thanks


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